I am from The South. If y’all are from The South, y’all know what I mean. If y’all are not from The South, well, I pity y’all. I received this in my e-mail today and reckoned all y’all over yonder in other parts of the world might enjoy being enlightened.
Suthen-ism’s:
Only a Southerner knows [...]
Spring Football is American style football1 played in stream beds fed by underground springs. This was a favorite activity of “native Americans” prior to the arrival of the Pilgrims. The Pilgrims initiated the playing of football in the Fall on flat fields as it is a much cooler season for the sport and the fields [...]
Before you think this is an April Fool’s Day joke allow me to assure you it is not. I just couldn’t sleep and decided to do some research. I’m too tired to think of a good prank at the moment.
Ok, I’m up late because I can’t sleep and it is now nearly 2:00AM my local [...]
This is adapted from an e-mail I received. Enjoy.
Only weenies use cleats and straps to climb poles!
I don’t need no stinkin’ jack stands!
Do you guys smell gas?
Hey Bubba. I’ll hold the “ladder” you climb up there and change that bulb …
Upsie Daisy!
Water, metal ladder, electric drill … only a matter of time.
You dropped what off [...]